You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
operation have a gay friend backfired
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
It's rum buckets o'clock
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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