Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
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But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
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There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
It's been a week I should not still be finding glitter in my pants.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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