At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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