to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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