I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
This is your Morning Wood Report: I have it.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
