I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
No, I can't hang out with Dave because he already has a girlfriend. The one with the tatoos of cherries on her "cherry." Yeah, she doesn't really make me feel spectacularly comfortable.
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
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I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
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There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I just won 200$ from Bar Karaoke, for singing the "Sailor Moon" theme song, and then the Pokemon theme song, also known as the motherfucking ANTHEM OF POKEMON MASTERS LIKE ME. I HAD TO REPRESENT.
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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