Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
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All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
This guy at the party just introduced himself to me as "the guy who sat behind you on a plane last year"
I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
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We talked him into tasing himself.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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