I think I am morally bankrupt
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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