I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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