Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
The more time I spend surrounded by Mormons, the more I miss alcohol.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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