There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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