Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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