this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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