11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Also, beer. Big fan.
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Ran into my statistics professor at the bar, he chugged a car bomb and yelled "x bar mothfucker!". On average I'm loving this PhD program.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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