Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
now i know why i became what i already was.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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