Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
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Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
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He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
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