I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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