hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
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I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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