Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
You just kept screaming "You are no House!!!" at the ER doc trying to stitch your head
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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