i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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