Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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