Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
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So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
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Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
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