I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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