No, drunk sperm still make babies.
Girls should come with a carfax report
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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