I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
But you can't tell me I give the best blow jobs and then not break up with your girlfriend who has fucking TMJ! Come on!
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
