Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
Just left a strip club where they let me on stage to teach them tricks. Time of my life!
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
There's a cute bearded guy at this brew fest wearing a kilt and selling mead
TELL HIM ABOUT MY DOWRY!!!
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
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