So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
What's the wine called that we really like and we usually drink it with xanax?
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
My brother just put in eyedrops to talk to my mom on the phone
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
Sorry for drunkely attacking your best friend with a bow and arrow then loudly crying myself to sleep....PMS?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
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