oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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