I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
the realtor just took us to a house I had a one night stand in. I feel like it's a sign.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
Nothing screams "crazy cat lady" like a nursery in your house when you're over 30, single and have no kids.
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