dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Its official. I've reentered slutty territory. I was a condom away from having sex in a childs playhouse at a park. Oh and I lost my car keys.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
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