there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
We just had a 30 min argument on the actual birth date of Jesus, it ended in my brother and ain't cursing each other and an 8 yr old answering it by using Siri.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
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So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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