we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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