Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If a treadmill opens up I'll run next to him and then fall off so he has to give me mouth to mouth
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
