Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
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Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
I'm sitting at dinner with my family looking over sexts. The thirst is far too real. They're talking about retail and I'm like haha, yes, you are all correct.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
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