just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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