please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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