it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
why can't I meet attractive men at the places I like to hang out? like books a million. or the liquor store.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Yeah, tell that to my thumb. Cause it was up my ass all night waiting for you.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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