Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Still can't decide which I'm more disappointed about: the blow job I gave him or the donuts I ate after.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
He tried to introduce me to one of his friends that kept looking at me and I said "OH NO! I can't do this shit anymore!!" It was like I had a vision of what drunk me would've done in about 20 minutes.
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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