the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Some bum walked up and watched me getting head last night for like 5 mins before I noticed him
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
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It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
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Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
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