When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
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I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
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If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
send nudes
from the living room?
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