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what?
penguin condom
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
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I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
When I'm famous, she'll look at her kids and go "I saw her buttcheeks beefore she was famous. I'm truly blessed."
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Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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