If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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