Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
You're on Grindr at the STD clinic. I love you.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
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