So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Listen, this was just a tiny lapse of judgement.
I'm pretty sure that's not a synonym for pregnancy.
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I stopped telling people I'm a pansexual unless they ask first, really tired of explaining what that means.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
Randomize
