are you still at the devil's house?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
What's Spanish for "I shouldn't have worn these underwear to work?"
Ok, not to minimize the significance of that beautiful anecdote from your childhood, but here's a video of my penis.
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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