She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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