As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I just matched the dude who's car I rear ended 2 years ago on tinder. I don't think he remembers.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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