I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
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They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
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Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
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