Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
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There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
just gave another girl i passed on the walk of shame a high five
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
That awkward moment when the guy you hooked up on spring break invites you over for dinner to meet his parents and you say yes because the first rule of college is never turn down a free meal.
THE SHIT YOU GET YOURSELF INTO
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
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Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.