I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
This hangover is way worse than all my relationships
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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