I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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