I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
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... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
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Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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