White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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