I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
It reminded me of the time my mother gave my Bailey's in my stocking when I was 14.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
No no no, I want to share him with you. Think of it as me sharing a piece of delicious pie with you. He was THAT GOOD.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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