how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
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Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
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i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Never underestimate the power of titties
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
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