Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
so I woke up and found tortilla in my belly button
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
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I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
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Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
Nothing like an afternoon walk of shame across campus on parent's weekend. Damn.
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