btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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