i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
You're up at 3AM, right? I have a very important question.
You know the Wendy's on route 6, by Kohls? Do you know if it has a drive through?
Yes it does.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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